"I had thirteen dirty tests in a row, but I was leading the NHL in scoring. So what were they going to do? I was putting Gatorade in tests. And although he didn't know it, my baby Beaux was peeing for me too. The NHL doctors kept warning me, ‘Another dirty test and we're taking you out.' So what did I do? C'mon, I've never followed a rule in my life."
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=294790
Full Version: Governing body ignoring positive tests
QUOTE(Lister Farrar @ Oct 14 2009, 12:35 PM) 
"I had thirteen dirty tests in a row, but I was leading the NHL in scoring. So what were they going to do? I was putting Gatorade in tests. And although he didn't know it, my baby Beaux was peeing for me too. The NHL doctors kept warning me, ‘Another dirty test and we're taking you out.' So what did I do? C'mon, I've never followed a rule in my life."
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=294790
Awesome, Lister - but if there were tests for dog fighting, look out...
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